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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}

{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}

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