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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
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madamePee is a mobile female urinal, without contact and without water supply. It is designed to be used at public events such as concerts or music festivals, but also in more durable situations such as construction sites, public gardens, etc.
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